ok that’s nice but let’s talk about me
(via charmeleon)
one piece is dumb because they spend 500 episodes looking for one piece when they can just go to kfc and get a 3 piece combo w/ 2 sides for 5.99
(via charmeleon)
Apparently there’s a reversed one now
(Source: savannahfaerie, via yellow-powerranger)
imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your middle school selfies for an hour
(via 50shadesofneigh)
when someone draws something just for you
This gif does not represent happiness of the fish. Fish do not swim this way for fun. This fish is dying of amonia poisoning. It’s basically suffocating in it’s own waste.
The more you know.
You must be fun at parties.
when someone draws something for me i die of amonia poisoning
(via icelikelollies)
i hate this website but me saying that is basically like saying i hate chairs because even if i hate it im still gonna use it
(via killemwithlaughter)
watching a kid in class sass the teacher
(via killemwithlaughter)
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
(via itssofluffy-im-gonna-die)
the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth
(via 50shadesofneigh)
saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him
(via asskim0)
one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow
(via khalessiofpizza)
my mom was like “nicole clean your room” so im like “ugh im going to kill myself” and she like stared at me and shes like “honey its okay you dont have to clean right now” and she came upstairs with tea and two cookies and kissed me on the cheek
i said that but my mom said “make sure you clean your room first”
There are two kinds of people in this world
(via 50shadesofneigh)
“sorry you’re not my type” i say to the man willing to donate blood to me as i am sick on my death bed
(via killemwithlaughter)
